Why I’m a vegetarian

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” –A. Whitney Brown

Ha! I guess every person has his particular reasons for why they do things.

And I’m a vegetarian because (1) my body doesn’t tolerate meat; (2) it’s healthier.

I’m not a radical about it (when I go to someone’s house I eat what’s set before me, without question), but sometimes I wish I were.

J. Randal Matheny

Be pithy.

What do you think?