Pleasures of the USA

Here’s what these missionaries in Africa are enjoying in the USA:

This, according to David & Linda Gregersen.

  1. Clean public restrooms with soap, warm water, and paper towels
  2. Long, hot showers (but I still feel guilty. . .)
  3. WATER FOUNTAINS–I had forgotten about these wonderful conveniences until we got to the Atlanta airport
  4. No roadblocks manned by guards with AK-47s.
  5. Padded church pews and individual communion cups
  6. Dr. Pepper
  7. No potholes (although we did find one in a parking lot recently)
  8. Unlimited Internet access – guilt-free
  9. No one is knocking at our door!
  10. Electricity all the tim

There aren’t may places outside of the USA where you can find all of these present.

Be thankful, Americans!

J. Randal Matheny

Be pithy.

What do you think?