One-liner Dictionary

Some time ago I began a little dictionary of one-liners, terse definitions of terms in a, shall we say, perverse streak.

I began it in my little composition book. Now we’ll break out some of those definitions and put them here.

It won’t be the OED, but our OLD, we trust, will not grow old on you.

Oh, and you’re expected to share your one-liner definitions of each term as well in the comments box.

What do you think?