I’ve gotten to where I so hate to see writings labeled “Anonymous” (which they’re not) or “Unknown,” that I refuse to read stuff without the author’s name.
So thinking of that intense feeling of mine, I penned this limerick:
Give credit where credit is due,
Anon and Unknown just won’t do,
Respect who wrote what,
Give authors their spot.
Or else someone might unquote you.
Now this will probably wind up all over the place with an anonymous byline.