Yes, a short poem on the pagan topic of the moment:
FALLEN CHARLIE SHEEN
by J. Randal Matheny © 2011
If fallen Charlie’s lost his Sheen,
Then why do we see him on the screen?
Why must we watch him vent and preen?
If for his antics he got fired,
Then how is he still yapping and wired?
Of him I long ago was tired.