2 thoughts on “Alleged machete

  1. LOLOL! This cracked me up! Thanks for the good laugh today. One other thing…maybe it’s a razor on steroids!

  2. You know, I hadn’t considered that possibility. It was probably some baseball player’s razor, who nicked himself and the steroid-packed blood oozed over the razor, causing it to over-develop. Since it would have been evidence against him, the player took it to the subway and hid it under a seat to get rid of it. But steroid-ridden bodies stand out, so it was found, and now DNA tests are being done on the hair, blood, and sweat found on the alleged machete.

What do you think?