The headline: “Alleged machete found in NY transit search”.
How can a machete be alleged? Maybe it was a razor with a thyroid problem and somebody allegedly called it a machete.
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LOLOL! This cracked me up! Thanks for the good laugh today. One other thing…maybe it’s a razor on steroids!
Karen
You know, I hadn’t considered that possibility. It was probably some baseball player’s razor, who nicked himself and the steroid-packed blood oozed over the razor, causing it to over-develop. Since it would have been evidence against him, the player took it to the subway and hid it under a seat to get rid of it. But steroid-ridden bodies stand out, so it was found, and now DNA tests are being done on the hair, blood, and sweat found on the alleged machete.
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